There are worse things to hear, right? And yes, I certainly hope I do!
By this point, I’m putting on the final touches of A Matter of Time and getting ready to deliver it to you. The labor pains might be slightly less painful than with actual childbirth, but they last a lot longer, I tell you!
Bwah ha ha! This struck me even funnier after my son waggled his eyebrows the other day and said, “Hope you brought a library card, because I’m checking you out.” I begged him never to say that again, and then stumbled across this…
October is the perfect month for this, don’t you think? Because who doesn’t want a delectation of nymphs? Or maybe a fondle of unicorns?
The vexation of zombies and basement of vampires I could do without, though.
Guilty, your Honor. I’m often carrying on more than one affair at a time. And I AM NOT ASHAMED!
OK, maybe he does, since this, of course, is a take off of Baby Got Back (a song I love, but one which makes my husband cringe, because he remembers how often I played it when I first met him … bwah ha ha!).
I much prefer this version, and confess that our van has “I Like Big Books” as one of its many bumper stickers. 🙂